The Good Guys (June 7th, 9:00, Fox)
Bradley Whitford and Colin Hanks star. Kind of looks like a USA show, no?
PERSONS UNKNOWN (June 7th, 10:00, NBC)
Sounds cool, is produced by The Usual Suspects' Christopher McQuarrie, and stars Ferris Bueller/Spin City's Alan Ruck. So why did I first hear of it the day of its premiere?
Pretty Little Liars (June 8th, 8:00, ABC Family)
Alloy Entertainment tries for another YA series to TV show success with this teenage Desperate Housewives.
WORK OF ART (June 9th, 11:00, Bravo)
It's Project Runway but with art instead of clothes. Since PR is no longer worth watching, maybe this will fill the void? (Note: Regularly airs at 10:00)
TRUE BLOOD (June 13th, 9:00, HBO)
A premiere I'm actually excited about! They've announced an insane number of cast additions for the season and the promos all look awesome. Proof that good summer TV can still exist.
Scoundrels and The Gates (June 20th, 9:00 & 10:00, ABC)
It's cute that ABC is trying for original scripted shows in the summer, but that doesn't mean I'll watch either of these. Scoundrels seems like another USA-lite show about criminals trying to go legit, but it stars Tony Almeida! And The Gates is Desperate Housewives with vampires. If you're looking for some trashy fun this summer, maybe that will do the trick.
Rookie Blue and Boston Med (June 24th, 9:00 & 10:00, ABC)
Oh look, another cop show, how original. Boston Med however is not a generic doctor show to logically follow, but a documentary-series a la Hopkins from a few summers ago, this time set in Boston.
Hung (June 27th, 10:00, HBO)
Is this any good? I watched the pilot and wasn't wowed. If you were, this is when the second season premieres.
ENTOURAGE (June 27th, 10:30, HBO)
Mark Wahlberg promises there will only be 6 episodes after this season. So if you've made it this far, might as well see it to the end.
Huge (June 28th, 9:00, ABC Family)
Another show Alloy Entertainment made off of a YA book series. This one's about fat camp and stars Hairspray's Nikki Blonsky.
Louie (June 29th, 11:00, FX)
It's gotta be better than Louie C.K.'s last show on HBO, right?
HAVEN (July 9th, 10:00, Syfy)
The logline sounds like 5 other Syfy shows (mysterious town where supernatural stuff is going on), but it's based on a Stephen King novella and therefore will be awesome. Unlike most of the shows on this list, I actually plan to watch this pilot.
The Bridge (July 10th, 8:00, CBS)
Oh look, a cop show. Way to be original CBS.
The Glades (July 10th, 10:00, A&E)
A procedural....but wait! The main guy doesn't play well with authority. That IS quite a twist!
Rizzoli & Isles (July 12th, 10:00, TNT)
Procedural based on Tess Gerritsen's bestselling book series. Should fit in nicely at TNT.
Covert Affairs (July 13th, 10:00, USA)
The logline sounds like every other USA show ever, but it's got Piper Perabo, who was very cute in Coyote Ugly....not that I saw it or anything...
The Pillars of the Earth (July 23rd, 10:00, Starz)
An event four-part miniseries based on Ken Follett's massive tome. Should be pretty epic.
MAD MEN (July 25th, 10:00, AMC)
Are you ready for Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce? Cause I certainly am!
Masterchef (July 27th, 9:00, Fox)
Since it worked so well when NBC tried to rip-off Top Chef, now Fox is giving it a go.
Jersey Shore (July 29th, 10:00, MTV)
My must-NOT see of the summer. But for those of you that like trash, mark your calendars.
RUBICON (August 1st, 8:00, AMC)
AMC's track record alone (Mad Men, Breaking Bad) makes their 3rd original show worth checking out, but it helps that it also sounds pretty awesome. (Note: Regularly airs at 9:00, and a preview episode airs after the Breaking Bad finale this Sunday)
COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST OF DAVID HASSELHOFF (August 1st, 10:00, Comedy Central)
If I watched last year's roast of Joan Rivers, I'm definitely watching them tear into the Hoff.
Big Lake (August 3rd, 10:00, Comedy Central)
It's a comedy from Will Ferrell's prod.co. that's got some SNL alums in it.
WEEDS (August 16th, 10:00, Showtime)
I hear they're finally ending the nightmare that was the past two seasons on the Mexican border and relocating to Seattle. That's got to mean an improvement, right?
THE BIG C (August 16th, 10:30, Showtime)
A female-centered half-hour dark comedy that may ultimately feel more like a drama? Will fit in perfectly on Showtime.