Thanks to TVTattle, I found a hilarious list of the worst movie edits for TV on askmen.com. Click that link for the full top 10 (including Neil Patrick Harris saying, "Let's go get some privates" in Harold and Kumar), but I wanted to share their top 2:
This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps? What does that even mean?
The best part for me isn't that they bastardize the famous line with the non-sensical "Mr. Falcon." No, I just love that Bruce Willis suddenly sounds Mexican halfway through the line. Did they get his South American dubber to do the edit?